What Happens on the Way to the Shalva Daycare...

... stays in the Shalva daycare!

Unless, of course, it gets photographed, emailed, blogged and then goes viral.

And this little love fest occurs every morning after we alight from the school bus and are distributed into our awaiting coaches before being carried us to our respective classes. And this is where my friend and I have our little rendezvous on the aglul, which is Hebrew for "crib on wheels."

What can I say? I am a true lady's man. I have girlfriends in each context of my life. This one, Devori, is my "aglul"girlfriend and she is just as affectionate as I!

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Dan Juan

I am required to flirt first and foremost with mommy. Then I can move on.

It's just another day at school for Dan Juan. I flirt with my teachers, all the female workers and my therapists (except for Alan). And then I put the moves on my classmates as well. Here are a few examples of a day in the life of Dan Juan.

Last week when I arrived at home, still strapped in my car seat, I got off the bus as I usually do. Mommy and abba fawned over me as they usually do. And then as they were removing me from my seat they noticed something pink in my car seat. It was no less than Hallel's glasses!

Imagine this cutie without her glasses

Now, how Hallel's glasses ended up in my car seat is and shall remain a mystery. Only Hallel and I know and we've agreed to not tell. The driver and his assistant didn't see anything but they do have their suspicions about the two of us. The assistant said it is a shame we don't have Facebook pages so that he could determine whether or not we were officially "in a relationship."

My parents returned the eye glasses to Hallel's parents and they swapped theories as to what happens as we sit together in the van on our ride home from Shalva and how on earth I ended up with Hallel's glasses.

Here is another example of my flirtatiousness at school as I put the moves on Suri, one of my many versions of "the girl in the pink shirt." 

She's a tough cookie! How she can resist my charm I'll never know.

When all else fails, at least I can bop to a cell phone ring.

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Daniel, the Lady's Man

On the table at a restaurant.
Prime place to meet girls.

The following video has the potential to go viral. Here I am at school, caught on video, showing the skills I've already honed, at age 1, of being a lady's man. Now of course this wasn't an official part of the school day, it was simply one of the life lessons I have already mastered: charm. 

As you will hear from the excited chatter, the teachers were also very impressed with my savvy and how I charmed Ahuvi into responding to my air kisses.

At 1, I am quite capable of discerning between the genders. I've been accused of flirting with various waitresses, teachers, supermarket clerks and other young girls I meet on a daily basis. I regard the men a bit differently. I may offer a smile, but it is always after careful consideration. In fact, I give mommy kisses when she asks, but not abba despite his persistent requests. Kisses are for girls ... until I turn 8 or so and find them yucky for the next five to seven years.

Mommy gets kisses upon request

Here I am on the table at Bulghourji
restaurant in the Armenian Quarter

I work on my motor skills by grabbing
the camera strap

Then I identify my target. In this case, Debi 

I turn around to fully face her
and throw my charm her direction

Starting to make my move

Here I come

At this point, she's puddy in my hands

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