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Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Common Core Math: 3/3=2 (Solution: The Third Child has turned Two)

This is love

This is tolerance

Today is the auspicious occasion of Raia's second birthday. It was not supposed to be today and the three of us were not supposed to be this close together in age. However, Raia has been her own person with her own opinions and ideas - even extending to her birth date - for two+ years now.

In fact, Raia was supposed to put at least two years between herself and Lucas. But she forced her way into the world two months early, and has never looked back. She has been a force to be reckoned with ever since. Without a vestige of "preemie" left in her blood.

Now, we have a gap of three years and three months between the eldest and youngest: 1.4. between me and Lucas and 1.11 between Lucas and Raia.

I suppose one must be strong if he or she is the third child, especially following this particular Act 1 (moi) and Act 2 (Lucas) in our family. Because we are also sort of pushy and strong-willed and extremely dramatic plus all those other wonderful adjectives that describe extremely outgoing, independent and supremely self-confident children.

Welcome to the toddler+ world Raia! She had her first cognizant
experience at the zoo last week. She was too young to care on prior trips.


I doubt two months extra en utero would have made a dramatic difference in the ease of handling us three babies, but it certainly didn't make it any easier. If birth circumstances dictate one's personality then Raia was born to be a bucking bronco. She will one day have to recount her entire birth story, which essentially took place over the course of one month, but suffice it to say that she handles herself with aplomb amid two older brothers. Fear is not a factor. And getting bumped or pushed doesn't phase this girl, sometimes known as Godzilla.

Leading the charge!
Despite the fact that it defies reason, there is somewhat of a case for having three babies close together. It is called Compacted Cuteness. You have a cuteness overload squeezed into a few years rather than spread over time (in addition to sleep deprivation, infant and toddler milestones). And as a bonus, after you've survived the early years, the parents can look forward to having three teenagers simultaneously!



Birds of a feather, bird watching  

The three wise men

The three stooges?

Charlie's Angels??

School strike! Yes there are children beneath those backpacks.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Here today, Gan tomorrow! (Gan = Hebrew for preschool or kindergarten)

One of 4 million meals we had in the last two weeks at home

After the God-ordained seven-day holiday of Succot that has morphed into a very unbiblical extension of summer vacation (making it more like a four-month vacation, and I'm not really exaggerating), we are just now hours away from finally, and mercifully, returning to gan, which is our word for preschool. 

I only vaguely remember that place we call "school" and the new friends I made, but somehow I will be dispatched there in mere hours, far away from my life of leisure and fun.

This will all go down tomorrow morning. With millions of children. All across the country.

The truth is I cannot wait to go back. My way of communicating this is to take my backpack and to stage a sit-in at the door. Lucas' way of communicating this has been to ask every day, "When are we going back to gan?" And then, no matter what the response, he would pine, "But that's taking too long!"

No kidding! Mommy and abba, and even Mimi and GongGong, thought it was "too long" despite the fact that they got to feed us three (to 20) meals a day and find countless sources of entertainment for us these past two weeks. Keeping in mind our attention spans range from five to 10 minutes at a time divided by three children - the math is impossible to determine how many activities per day, even per hour, would be needed to keep us from careening into inevitable meltdowns.

While on vacation we adhered to a strict wake-up time of 6 a.m. or earlier. Then we immediately embarked upon our marathon training for the next hour, running laps through the apartment all the while managing to request drinks, television, food, more apple juice and take potty breaks during our cardio routine. Breakfast was promptly demanded served anywhere between 7 to 10 a.m. depending on how many residual requests we had during that time. Usually by 9 a.m. we had exhausted ourselves and our toys for the day and still had another 10 ominous hours or so ahead of us. And usually we were still in our pajamas until Mimi and GongGong rescued mommy or both mommy and abba - still in pajamas - from the abyss of child preparedness. 

I honestly don't know why they are complaining though. Since we have been home, the entire apartment has been layered with toys and other sundry items and so no one has had to clean the floors in more than two weeks. What lives of leisure my parents lead!

Never mind that. Here is a pictorial recap of our holiday and the sheer joy and fun of being a baby, especially with grandparents who feed you ice cream.

This is how we babies roll in Jerusalem: Splashing in the shadow of the
Old City walls in the fountains, or the "water mountains"
as Lucas aptly named them

And there in the distance, the Old City, better known to us
as Nene and Dede's house

Raia was slightly hesitant about this venture

Or very hesitant?

We also climbed the Eiffel Tower! Sort of

Ice cream, before

Ice cream, after

Gymboree!!

Shooting hoops

Vogue

Vogue 2

Jerusalem Parade!

Jerusalem Parade is a great place for
babies - and swords, er, flags!

Fountains, Act 2

Strategizing trouble

Carousel!


Or horse with a knight leading the calvary?

And the rest of the army

Gymboree, act 2

Ice cream, act 2. Before and after.

"Is this my color?"

Gymboree, Act 3

And I'm exhausted!


Friday, September 25, 2015

Too Cool for School. Metaphorically Speaking?

The Hot Shots, Raia and Lucas - Too Cool for School.
Don't be deceived by those backpacks -
they are not meant for school. Since there is none.
Heading somewhere. Just not sure where!
And we have plenty of time to figure that out.

Imagine mommy's shock while picking us up from school the other day when Lucas' teacher said she'd see him again on October 7.

Wait. What? No, that cannot be right. Today was September 24.

Hold on. October 7? 

The kids hadn't even been in school a month. A month which began with three less-than-half days. A month interrupted by 2 holidays already, both of which added up to 5 days off so far. A month fraught with disjointed weeks of alleged learning at our respective schools. And now this bit of sheer lunacy (mommy's words).

October 7?
OCTOBER 7?
Maybe she didn't hear that right.
October SEVENTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why did they bother starting school in the first place??

Now it's not like we hadn't received calendars from our schools replete with holiday schedules. We had. We just hadn't had time to really read them. Also, my parents assumed that there would be "day camp" at our schools between the bookends of days off at the beginning and end of Succot. You know, so that we would not be completely disconnected from school for two entire weeks before we even really started getting into our routine. Alas, logic must be dropped at the door when one enters the city school arena.

Admittedly mommy is still scarred and traumatized by the last few weeks of summer vacation, just a mere month ago, when everything completely unraveled from (failed) potty training and sanity to any semblance of order and hygiene in our humble abode.

As a fresh wave of shock and terror washed over mommy, she began processing her rapid-fire thoughts:
  • "Fortunately I quit my job to watch (etc) my kids full time since ... I will be watching my kids FULL TIME." 
  • "What do we pay the schools for if not to teach/watch my kids??" 
  • "What will I feed them for TWO ENTIRE WEEKS?" 
  • "Will all of us come through this unscathed, or even alive, mainly me?" 
  • "What was God thinking when he ordained these holidays and stacked three major ones into about three and a half weeks commanding 'generations to come' to observe them - generations that He knew would include adults trying to maintain jobs and children allegedly attending school."
  • "Thank God my parents are here!"
Yes, Mimi and GongGong are here to save the day. And as you can see, we are quite pleased with the new school schedule of no school! Happy albeit confused!

My joyous reunion with MM&GG as they made a surprise appearance at my school!

Lucas sprinted toward MM&GG when they surprised him.
And then immediately launched into a recap of his life since they last
saw him - a verbal stream of consciousness which hasn't ended yet actually.

Raia made a beeline for MM at her school.
But GG made sure to get his hugs anyway!
Too cool for school. Literally.

Happy holidays everyone! 


Sunday, September 20, 2015

Sweet and Innocent or Bonnie and Clyde? You Decide!

Warning: This blog contains photos that may cause nuclear meltdowns due to its sheer cuteness. Be forewarned and resist screaming aloud in public places. 

Who could resist the radiant smile, checkered dress and pink glasses? I could not.

We don't go to the same school and play dates haven't occurred recently, but every so often I have the good fortune of running into my betrothed, Hallel, even on random street corners.


And how could she resist my blond swirl and
fluorescent orange shirt? Who could?!

And so today, our paths and our starry gazes crossed ... and this cuteness just happened.

Hallel and I have history, in fact our history practically began at birth. During our first year we shared an early intervention program and even a heart surgeon. It doesn't get more intimate than matters of the heart! Now we share a therapy center, although not at the same time.


We also share the auspicious and rare label of going to regular city schools thereby causing bureaucratic nightmares and massive upheaval in the lives of many people not the least of which are our parents!

US?? Sweet innocent little us causing
"bureaucratic nightmares and massive
upheaval"?? Can't be!
Clearly I couldn't contain myself.
Holding hands just isn't enough sometimes!
And this from June 5, Hallel's 5th birthday...







 Do you sense a theme here?

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Street Corner Romance

Warning: This blog contains photos that may cause nuclear meltdowns due to its sheer cuteness. Be forewarned and resist screaming aloud in public places. 

Who could resist the radiant smile, checkered dress and pink glasses? I could not.
We don't go to the same school and play dates haven't occurred recently, but every so often I have the good fortune of running into my betrothed, Hallel, even on random street corners.

And how could she resist my blond swirl and
fluorescent orange shirt? Who could?!

And so today, our paths and our starry gazes crossed ... and this cuteness just happened.




Hallel and I have history, in fact our history practically began at birth. During our first year we shared an early intervention program and even a heart surgeon. It doesn't get more intimate than matters of the heart! Now we share a therapy center, although not at the same time.


We also share the auspicious and rare label of going to regular city schools thereby causing bureaucratic nightmares and massive upheaval in the lives of many people not the least of which are our parents!

US?? Sweet innocent little us causing
"bureaucratic nightmares and massive
upheaval"?? Can't be!

Clearly I couldn't contain myself.
Holding hands just isn't enough sometimes!