Corona Statistics you don't see on the News!

One of several daily Zoom calls for schooling and contact with long-lost friends

Daily average statistics of our home quarantine 

Hours parsing WhatsApps groups to figure out daily school assignments: 3

Daily homeschooling assignments completed: .4 out of 12 (with luck)

Pencils gone missing or broken: 10 (yes, per day)

Zoom calls (for children): 4

Sheets of paper lost to doodling, drawing and "art" work: 36

Meals consumed by three children: 65

Food micro-particles swept off the floor: 1.57 million

Hours spent dish washing: 2

Furniture items damaged to varying degrees: 1

Hours spent putting toys away again: 4

Minutes spent in fresh air outside: 19

Sibling fights broken up: 85

Cases of coronavirus at home: 0

Cases of high blood pressure: 2

During time out in our 100-meter perimeter.
The forced labor includes Lucas reading to his non-attentive audience
and the rest of us decorating the forlorn path less traveled these days.

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